Chocolate Bars

For the first time in your life, your taste buds and brain buds are about to become best buds. Delivering melt-in-your-mouth chocolate goodness, our Magic Mushroom Chocolate Bars whisper sweet, sugary nothings to your taste buds before bubbling your brain buds up to a Martian zip code. All you gotta do is divvy these bars into pieces, take your preferred dose, and find your cruising altitude. Pop back a couple pieces for a functional microdose, four to six for a groovy euphoria, and seven or more to rappel down the Universe’s soft-white underbelly! Product contains dairy and is manufactured on equipment that processes products containing nuts. Peanut Butter flavor contains peanuts. Shipping During Warm Weather: It is important to us that your chocolates arrive in pristine condition for maximum enjoyment. With this in mind, orders containing Magic Mushroom Chocolate Bars that are placed by 12 p.m. CT on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, will be processed the same day. Orders placed after 12 p.m. CT on Thursday, as well as on Friday, Saturday, or Sunday, will be processed on the following Monday to avoid holding delays in warm facilities.

Ladies and gentlemen, the aliens called—they want their chocolate bars back. Combining a potent, proprietary blend of mushroom extracts with a mind-melting, mouthwatering cocoa sweetness, our Mushroom Chocolate Bars are decadent, divine, and cosmically in demand. Divided into bite-size chocolate squares, our chocolate mushroom bars—now available in a new, stronger formula—are perfect for a relaxing night in, an unforgettable night out, or a night chasing Alice down the rabbit hole. Product contains dairy and is manufactured on equipment that processes products containing nuts. Peanut Butter flavor contains peanuts. Shipping During Warm Weather:  It is important to us that your chocolates arrive in pristine condition for maximum enjoyment. With this in mind, orders containing Magic Mushroom Chocolate Bars that are placed by 12 p.m. PT on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday will be processed the same day. Orders placed after 12 p.m. PT on Friday, as well as any orders placed on Saturday or Sunday, will be processed on the following Monday to avoid holding delays in warm facilities.